PHP 8.4 WordPress performance benchmarks: Look, if you aren’t running PHP 8.4 on your WordPress site yet, you’re basically driving a Ferrari in first gear. It’s 2026. The “wait and see” period for 8.4 is over. I’ve spent the last week digging into the raw data, and the numbers are screaming at us. Some of […]
The Agentic WordPress Stack: Shatter Scaling Bottlenecks with Bun and MCP
Agentic WordPress Stack: Forget the “low-code” fairy tales and the corporate hype about “digital transformation.” If you’re still clicking around a dashboard to manage 500 sites, you aren’t an architect. You’re a janitor. The game has changed. We’re moving into the era of the Agentic Infrastructure Architect. It’s a mouthful, I know. But it’s the […]
The “Hug of Death”: Why Your WordPress Site Is Choking (and How to Fix It)
You spent months building it. You poured your soul into the content. Then it happens. A big influencer shares your link, or a Reddit thread goes viral. Suddenly, you aren’t celebrating; you’re staring at a “504 Gateway Timeout” screen and sweating through your shirt. Welcome to the big leagues. It’s called the “Hug of Death,” […]
Fix Your Slow WordPress Site in 10 Minutes (2026 Guide)
If your WordPress site is currently crawling at the speed of a hungover snail, you aren’t alone. Most people treat their dashboard like a digital junk drawer, shoving in every “must-have” plugin and $50 “multipurpose” theme they find until the whole thing starts smoking. You don’t need a “vibrant tapestry” of features. You need a […]